baby steps, and stinky farts!

So, as time goes by,  I will eventually put my followers up....................AND I HOPE YOU ARE ALL FOLLOWING ME!!  and I am trying to come up with a clever avatar,  but so far,  Im drawing a blank.....I wish I was computer savvy enough to make an avatar like Heffs!  That shnit is awesome.....maybe some boobie tassles swinging away??
Those would be the baby steps.
Now to the stinky farts.....this weekend we went for a visit to the mother in law.  SIGH!
The entire family just humors her, so the woman is making no progress at all.  She sits on her ass all day long, and when someone invites her somewhere, her standard response is "Im too sad,  I dont think I should have fun"
MON DOO!
She is moving to Florida!! Yeah for me, cause now, I will get to take a trip to DisneyWorld   did I say woo hoo for me?  WOO HOO for me!
We took her to Walmart, and sonnovabitch!!   The friggin sewage system at Walmart had a leak, and that shit smelled so awful that I could literally taste it in my mouth, and when I say I gagged,  Im not just making conversation.. I really did gag...............a couple of times actually.  I rushed away to another part of the store, but the smell was just everywhere I was...................
Then I heard "The Vic" ask her in spanish......and this is exactly what he asked her:
"Are you caca-ing in your pants?"
and her reply:
"just a little bit"
Just great! I was tasting my mother in laws shit...